Sausage for you?

Sausage, sausage here.  Anyone for sausage?  Beef frankfurters, brats, Italians, and more!!! Why don't you come over here and try my sausage.  My tasty, tasty sausage.  Wonderful, gorgeous sausage at your service!  Don't walk away, don't walk past, don't even walk around, just walk right here for your sausage needs! So, what kind of sausage would you like today?  Enjoy, jon