TTFN!

I had actually been to the Caribbean before, and never really considered going back.  So TTFN may be true.  I might be back.

 

Sunset side-boob.  Awesome.

Yeah Sunsets!

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Landscapers

 

Can really pick a great bush once in a while.

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Lil’ Boats

Not every boat in the Caribbean is a cruise ship.  Though, they may out displace all other boats.  Wonder how you would measure that?

 

There’s that Caribbean Princess everyone has been talking about.  She’s a little long in the tooth, but I’d still bang ‘er.

 

The local fire department was well equipped for a set up shot.

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Hey, Wait….

I was on St. Maarten.  We can still invade another country and take it over for McDonald’s.  And their Dutch, what are the Dutch going to do about it?

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Boats or Buildings

Maybe I’d look at the boats.

But, the buildings were pretty cool.   Choices, tough.

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Mine Just Makes Cold Air

And here I thought we were at the pinnacle of technology. In the Caribbean they have air conditioners that make McDonald’s. I say we invade St. John’s and take them as an American unincorporated organized territory. What, we already did that? From the Danish? Well why don’t I have a g*damn McDonald’s giving heat exchanger?

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Bazaar

I was hoping for more bazaar shots.  But, after miles of hiking in the hot sun, it was almost time to go back to the wild and wacky world of a cruise ships hotel room.  They don’t have windows, ca-ra-zy.

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Cropping

Ah-ha, it says d’absinth there.  It totally has a “th”.  Anyway, this is correctly framing, since I didn’t crop it.  However, cropping makes a much better title.  What if I were to do some post processing.  Hold on….

A little more ‘pop’.  In the end, I always go a little overboard and prefer the originals.  I should just suck it up and take a class. Or, even read a book.  Jeez.

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LOST

Adrift on a Caribbean island.  Where are they going without their shoes?
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Colorful

A delightfully colorful pile of trash.  How nice.

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Flora and Fauna

And more scenery, of course!

These were some creepy.  Well, I don’t know if they were really creepy.  But, they did look like that scene in Beataelguse where the ghosts put the eyeballs on their fingers and wave them all about.  Remember that?  Now you do.

These flowers looked succulent.

Hey tiny little guy.  Thanks for posing for a couple of pictures.  Oh, your going to run away ‘cause the noisy asshole tourist is asking what I am up to.  No worries.  k, thx, g’ bye.

 

I’m a fan. 

I’m some sort of cucumber.  Really. Just try and eat me.

 

More succulent!

Though part of landscaping, a rather pretty pink princess of a flower.

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Goat Stalkers

Sounds so much creepier that way.  Well, you see we did have a shore excursion that wasn’t cancelled.

It was very scenic.  With flowers and ocean and…

Goats!  Well, I guess they were sheep, but I still think they are goats.

 

And they followed us for a couple of miles. Well, maybe for a couple of mile.

 

Bleating and charging, the goat brigade could not be stopped.

 

Unless to drink some water.

We finally lost them.  To the sea.  Muahahaha.

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Mother of the Year

Drinking baby gonna get drunk!

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Vanishing Point

Bet you’d never think you’d see one a ship.

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I Like it.

Something about a quality vacuum cleaner.  Just seems right.

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The Interior

The room could only be described as spacious. A well deserved upgrade.

The red stairwell was for those with odd number cabins. Also known as the port side of the ship. I think.

Cruise ships have awesome fake statistics, like world’s largest LED chandelier.

More chandeliers. Not LED, so it wasn’t world’s largest anything.

Not all you can eat sushi, but cheap enough to eat your fill.

From end to end, there were hidden video slot machines. Hidden, can you see them.

Some old magazines and a fancy looking chair. This is the third or fourth couple we saw posing.

Dinner and a cirque. Pre-show, no photography during. As you also may be able to see, there was a lot we couldn’t see.

Best part of the ship. Home of the Blue Man Group.

Art. Yeah, about that.

Blue’s for port. I think.

The last night was a delight. Wine and Brazilian dining.

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Happy Dolphin is Happy

Probably dying of heat exhaustion, but happy!

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Other Boats

We weren’t the only fish in the see.  The Disney people followed us forever.  Creepy Mickey Mouse bastards.

A blue ship in blue water.  Who would have thunk it.

Yeah, beat those waves shuttle boat.  Bet that’s really comfortable for the passengers. 

And she was a mighty lass that Caribbean Princess.

That’s totally where we were.  The boat had the name of the plce.  How crazy.

Ever see the world’s second largest cruise ship parallel park.  No, well I did.  Take that.

Damn!

I told you, that SOB was following us.

Mailboat delivers mail.

Leaving Miami never felt so good.

Imagine me waving. 

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