Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Three Perspectives

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Don’t know if I mentioned it here, but if I were to do it again, I would shoot a little different.  There would be so much detail work in these statues, each would need a couple of perspectives.  A set up shot.

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A shot of the whole sculpture.

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And a shot of all the horse penis.  Never forget the horse penis.  What I really mean is close ups.  Grabbing even more detail than in this particular epic.  I only did it once, and upon reflection feel like I missed out.

jon

Monday, November 29, 2010

A City on the River

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And that’s where the similarities end.  Well, I guess we also have cars, buildings, bicycles and the like.  But without actual French, we’ll never be the Paris of the Midwest.

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On second thought, that’s a really boring tree stump. 

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About five minutes later I found the placard with the artists name.  Until then, I was really confused what this was supposed to be.

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Strolling hand in hand in the Paris rain.  I’d take it. 

jon

Sunday, November 28, 2010

A Few More Perspectives

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Turns out Napoleon rode his horse naked.  Guess its better than the other way around.

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Shortly after these nice folks, the armed men with semi-automatics came through the gate.  Don’t worry, they were military.

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The day brightened up for a spell.

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The fountain made a geyser for these two.  I just missed their little make out session.  Oh, look.  Somebody’s nose is sticking into the picture.  What up proboscis?

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I have no idea what’s tickling this horse’s belly.  Fortunately, he seems nonplussed about it.  Hate to have a “plussed” horse when riding into battle.

jon

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Louvre

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Didn’t get to go in.  Also rained outside. Best of both worlds, right?

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They should have kept it's old name, Musée Napoléon.  He was such a nice guy.

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Years ago I saw a documentary on I.M. Pei.  I now say he is my favorite architect, mainly because he is the only one I can name.  Guess I should have watched more T.V.

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The musee is pretty big.  Apparently not the largest, but the most visited. 

jon

Monday, November 15, 2010

A couple of random street scenes

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The Metro

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Walking away from city hall

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Another famous bridge.

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Advertizing /graffiti sticker

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Just checked. Still can’t read French, have no idea what this sign says.

jon

Sunday, November 14, 2010

And I Shall Write

 

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A grocery list. A to do list. A plan for world domination. Wait, what? Man, now I forgot why I got this pen and pad in the first place.

jon

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Choking the Children

 

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With a rusty chain, no less. When in ‘Rome”, Take that children!!! Muahahaha, your suffering is my joy!

jon

Friday, November 12, 2010

Science!

 

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Science! Or Sciences? Which is it. Make up your mind scientists.

jon

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Hotel de Ville

 

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It’s the city hall. Adorned with various sculptures and names. I have no idea who all the people were, but they looked important. I mean, they were adorning a building after all.

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The public spaces were rarely as empty as this. If I remember correctly, everyone else was hiding from the rain. Wusses.

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See, adorned.

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Milwaukee’s city hall isn’t so well protected. I know this, because I use the bathroom there on occasion.

jon

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Motorcycle

 

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After Paris, I really want a motorcycle. And a leather outfit. And a cool helmet, then I could zoom, weave, and rock my way through traffic in Milwaukee. Or, I could just continue to bike. Tough call.

jon

Monday, November 8, 2010

Cutest Raccoon Ever

 

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The red panda. He looks so freakishly cuddly. I mean, I’m getting this warm and fuzzy feeling right this very second. I swear, I am going to hug the next thing I see…… There, much better.

jon

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Saturday, November 6, 2010

That Building Could Run at any Time

 

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Better watch it. It could take off at any moment. It is well documented that French buildings are the wiliest of them all. Hey! I saw that. You just go right back to where you were Mr. Building. Either that, or the guy in bronze is having a staring contest with the guy sculpted on to the façade.

jon

Friday, November 5, 2010

Museum of Evolution

 

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Yes people. Find out from where you came.

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From creepy bones? Yes, I think so. And check out the muscle dude raising his hand to sky. I don’t think I would be so triumphant had I lost all my skin.

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Like every building in Paris, the architecture was imposing.

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Yes. This is indeed an orangutan strangling a person. Take that man! You think you’ve risen, huh? Well I’ll just put you right back in your place.
jon